The Blue Lagoon Drinking Game
Saturday 15 September 2007
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Um I don't actually plan on really updating this. I figure just put it up and friends (or friends of friends) can now play it with out me. BUT if you do it and want to send me a picture, a story about it, or any changes you recommend (remember this is more of a set of guidelines then rules), let me know and I'll post them.
Friday 14 September 2007
The Game
General:
1) Chug every time there are shots of the local flora and fauna (F&F)
2) Chug every time there are shots of old pictures
3) Any Awkward Puberty Moment (APM)
4) Any Awkward Sexual Moment (ASM)
5) Growing Pains
6) Brooke’s Body Double (BBD)
7) Christopher’s penis (CP)
8) Bad Special Effects (BSE)
Specific:
-Richard asks what a shark is
-the children look at Paddy’s nude pictures
-BSE: ship blows up
-1st hissing sun scene
-“I smell flowers”
-arrive at island
-Paddy goes down the waterfall
-“It smells like the captain’s breath”
-Paddy tells them to take off their clothes
-Paddy tells them to put on their clothes
-F&F: Octopus eating the crab (chug for the whole scene)
-Paddy stumbles across the rock formation
-“Alone at last” Richard and Em dressed up like at a wedding
-Paddy crawls out drunk
-chest muscle dance
-Paddy goes swimming with the barrel
-Crab crawls out of Paddy’s mouth
-Leaving the house Paddy made (and Em’s all dolled up!)
-the dolphins upon entering the blue lagoon
-swimming naked
-Em’s pedophilia shot
-BBD and CP in the swimming transition (Just keep drinking)
-GP: why do we always fight so much/strange thoughts
-ASM: Kiss for the pearls
-Singing Christmas songs
-APM: Gets her period
-APM: “why were you bleeding?”
-GP: “I tell you everything, EVERYTHING”
-APM: Looking at his muscles
-The shark steals the fish and the rope cuts his hand
-2nd hissing sun scene
-Richard gets philosophical about the hair on his legs
-ASM: Staring at her eating
-ASM: straddles her after chasing her
-BSE: Swimming in the moonlight
-APM: he hits puberty (watches her swim at night)
-Brooke sees “GOD” (the rock formation)
-BSE: Brooke’s bad dream
-ASM: Richard kisses her and mounts her after her nightmare
-APM: Richard sniffs her hair while sleeping
-APM: She catches him masturbating
-hand made boat sinks
-ASM: “…always staring at my buppies”
-Richard touching himself under water (HOT)
-“Take me to god”
-“Oh Em, I’ve been so worried” and BBD
-ASM: “Kiss me”
-sex montage
-BBD
-turtle sex
-Brooke crawling on ground towards him
-“You didn’t want to all day yesterday either”
-birth scene
-“Why did you have a baby?”
-magnetic baby to breast and Richard’s jealous reaction
-ugly baby sprawl
-Richard sucks on her other breast and Brooke’s reaction
-swimming baby
-baby penis
-baby penis on the turtle
At this point if you can still see the movie you need to just keep drinking.
1) Chug every time there are shots of the local flora and fauna (F&F)
2) Chug every time there are shots of old pictures
3) Any Awkward Puberty Moment (APM)
4) Any Awkward Sexual Moment (ASM)
5) Growing Pains
6) Brooke’s Body Double (BBD)
7) Christopher’s penis (CP)
8) Bad Special Effects (BSE)
Specific:
-Richard asks what a shark is
-the children look at Paddy’s nude pictures
-BSE: ship blows up
-1st hissing sun scene
-“I smell flowers”
-arrive at island
-Paddy goes down the waterfall
-“It smells like the captain’s breath”
-Paddy tells them to take off their clothes
-Paddy tells them to put on their clothes
-F&F: Octopus eating the crab (chug for the whole scene)
-Paddy stumbles across the rock formation
-“Alone at last” Richard and Em dressed up like at a wedding
-Paddy crawls out drunk
-chest muscle dance
-Paddy goes swimming with the barrel
-Crab crawls out of Paddy’s mouth
-Leaving the house Paddy made (and Em’s all dolled up!)
-the dolphins upon entering the blue lagoon
-swimming naked
-Em’s pedophilia shot
-BBD and CP in the swimming transition (Just keep drinking)
-GP: why do we always fight so much/strange thoughts
-ASM: Kiss for the pearls
-Singing Christmas songs
-APM: Gets her period
-APM: “why were you bleeding?”
-GP: “I tell you everything, EVERYTHING”
-APM: Looking at his muscles
-The shark steals the fish and the rope cuts his hand
-2nd hissing sun scene
-Richard gets philosophical about the hair on his legs
-ASM: Staring at her eating
-ASM: straddles her after chasing her
-BSE: Swimming in the moonlight
-APM: he hits puberty (watches her swim at night)
-Brooke sees “GOD” (the rock formation)
-BSE: Brooke’s bad dream
-ASM: Richard kisses her and mounts her after her nightmare
-APM: Richard sniffs her hair while sleeping
-APM: She catches him masturbating
-hand made boat sinks
-ASM: “…always staring at my buppies”
-Richard touching himself under water (HOT)
-“Take me to god”
-“Oh Em, I’ve been so worried” and BBD
-ASM: “Kiss me”
-sex montage
-BBD
-turtle sex
-Brooke crawling on ground towards him
-“You didn’t want to all day yesterday either”
-birth scene
-“Why did you have a baby?”
-magnetic baby to breast and Richard’s jealous reaction
-ugly baby sprawl
-Richard sucks on her other breast and Brooke’s reaction
-swimming baby
-baby penis
-baby penis on the turtle
At this point if you can still see the movie you need to just keep drinking.
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